Love Poppet

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Love Poppet

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Love Poppet

[2017 Gods & Monsters collection]

 

He’s big, he’s strong, he’s brave, he’s loyal, she thinks. She stuffs him with John the Conqueror root for strength, her juice from deep inside for passion, a river rock for him to stay hard. You will be a great lover! She adds shreds of pages from her dictionary so he’s smart, chewed gum so he’s not too smart. Mustn’t think too much or wander, my poppet! You’re mine, just mine. To make him love, she adds cherry bark and damiana leaf, to smell good, a dried vanilla bean. He has to smell good, she thinks. Stitch, stitch, stitch she sews the loose edges of the fabric together. It’s cheap ugly fabric, but it’s the right color anyway. My tall, dark, and handsome lover! Ooo but you are a smelly thing, she thinks. She opens the bottle of homemade Bay Rum and pours some into her palm. Bath time, lover! She rubs the cologne all over her poppet and smiles as the sweet fruits, flowers, spices, and magic reach her nose and fuel her power. She pours more, rubs it on her face and neck, then dances her poppet man slowly up and down her body. You will be a great lover! 

 

Top: Hungarian Bay essential, Italian Lime essential, Mexican Pink Grapefruit essential

Middle: Jamaican Allspice essential, Indian Black Pepper essential, Indonesian Clove Bud essential, Indonesian Red Ginger essential, Spanish Rosemary essential

Base: Indian Benzoin Resinoid, New Caledonian Sandalwood absolute, Indian Vanilla essential

 

From the Body Conjure testing crew:

“Peppery sweet, nutty and spicy.”

“It makes me want to indulge in forbidden mischief.”

“This scent transports me to distant places filled with mystery and the unknown.”

 

Body Conjure’s Love Poppet is 33% natural plant absolutes and essential oils blended into your choice of an oil base (North American Sweet Almond oil, Vitamin E) or alcohol base (Ethanol and t-butyl alcohol, Bitrex, Glucam P-20, Hexylene glycol).

 

Oil Perfume - 2 ml round glass bottle, $8

Oil Perfume - 3.5 ml round glass bottle with dropper, $20

Oil Perfume - 15 ml (.5 oz) round glass bottle with dropper, $68

Oil Perfume - 60 ml (2 oz) round glass bottle with dropper, $210

  

Alcohol Perfume - 2 ml round plastic spray bottle, $8

Alcohol Perfume - 8 ml square glass spray bottle, $36

Alcohol Perfume - 15 ml (.5 oz) square glass spray bottle, $68

Alcohol Perfume - 60 ml (2 oz) square glass spray bottle, $210

Upon request, alcohol perfume is available in glass dropper bottles.

 

Body Conjure’s Love Poppet Beard Oil is 8% natural plant absolutes and essential oils blended into an oil base (North American Sweet Almond oil, Grapeseed Oil, vitamin E). 8% is Eau de Cologne strength. 15 ml (.5 oz) glass bottle with dropper, $18

 

Body Conjure’s Love Poppet Massage and Body Oil is 8% natural plant absolutes and essential oils blended into an oil base (North American Sweet Almond oil, Grapeseed Oil, vitamin E). 8% is Eau de Cologne strength. 120 ml (4 oz) plastic flip-top bottle, $95

 

Body Conjure’s Love Poppet Bath Salts are natural plant absolutes and essential oils in premium grade Epsom salts. 4 oz glass jar, $15

 

Body Conjure’s Love Poppet Soap is natural plant absolutes and essential oils in a white opaque soap base (Glycerine, Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Lauric Acid, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sorbitol, Triethanolamine, Salt, EDTA, Titanium Dioxide). 5.7 oz bar, $24

 

Body Conjure’s Love Poppet Beeswax Lotion is natural plant absolutes and essential oils in a lotion base (Water, Sweet Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, BTMS-50, Glycerin, Coconut Oil, Castor Oil, Stearyl Alcohol, Beeswax, Optiphen, Vitamin E, Hydroxyethylcellulose). 4 oz glass jar, $42

 

Confessional text by Greg Wharton