Green Man

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Green Man

[2017 Gods & Monsters collection]

 

The forest is alive around him. The trees talking. The animals watching. He can hear them as his wide bare feet take him deeper into the green. Wet leaves, eucalyptus bark, pine needles. Rich brown earth and mushrooms. Acorns and bay nuts. He startles as a vivid memory of the sweet fairy cakes his first mate baked from bay nut flour rushes at him. A light damp breeze caresses his bare skin and he hardens with desire. The change is happening already. So quickly. He smells then sees a deep, overpowering green. His feet and ankles are sprouting, vines growing and circling up and around his powerful hairy legs. His nipples flower then quickly berry. He tastes dirt, he tastes his ancestors, birth and death, and he tastes wisdom and patience. His skin becomes thicker and rough, like bark, and he feels time slowing. Slowing. It is his slow time again and the other trees welcome him back. 

 

Top: Spanish Dalmatian Sage essential, Chinese Eucalyptus essential, Sicilian Lemon essential, Bulgarian Pine essential, Spanish Rosemary essential

Middle: Canadian Black Spruce essential, Russian Fir Balsam essential, Bulgarian Lavender essential

Base: Moroccan Atlas Cedarwood essential, French Oak Moss absolute, Egyptian Violet Leaf absolute

 

From the Body Conjure testing crew:

“Great blend—you’ve done it again!”

“Rain-soaked tree bark and a walk in the woods.”

“I really liked the fresh green smell.”

“The smell of Bay Laurels after a rainstorm!”

“Sexual power, Eric Clapton, and bourbon.”

 “This perfume took me to an enchanted forest!”

“This transported me back to adolescence and a time when I was truly myself.”

“The forest scent lingered for hours but toward the end became sweet and refreshing.”

 

Body Conjure’s Green Man is 33% natural plant absolutes and essential oils blended into your choice of an oil base (North American Sweet Almond oil, Vitamin E) or alcohol base (Ethanol and t-butyl alcohol, Bitrex, Glucam P-20, Hexylene glycol).

 

Oil Perfume - 2 ml round glass bottle, $8

Oil Perfume - 3.5 ml round glass bottle with dropper, $20

Oil Perfume - 15 ml (.5 oz) round glass bottle with dropper, $68

Oil Perfume - 60 ml (2 oz) round glass bottle with dropper, $210

  

Alcohol Perfume - 2 ml round plastic spray bottle, $8

Alcohol Perfume - 8 ml square glass spray bottle, $36

Alcohol Perfume - 15 ml (.5 oz) square glass spray bottle, $68

Alcohol Perfume - 60 ml (2 oz) square glass spray bottle, $210

Upon request, alcohol perfume is available in glass dropper bottles.

 

Body Conjure’s Green Man Beard Oil is 8% natural plant absolutes and essential oils blended into an oil base (North American Sweet Almond oil, Grapeseed Oil, vitamin E). 8% is Eau de Cologne strength. 15 ml (.5 oz) glass bottle with dropper, $18

 

Body Conjure’s Green Man Massage and Body Oil is 8% natural plant absolutes and essential oils blended into an oil base (North American Sweet Almond oil, Grapeseed Oil, vitamin E). 8% is Eau de Cologne strength. 120 ml (4 oz) plastic flip-top bottle, $95

 

Body Conjure’s Green Man Bath Salts are natural plant absolutes and essential oils in premium grade Epsom salts. 4 oz glass jar, $15

 

Body Conjure’s Green Man Soap is natural plant absolutes and essential oils in a white opaque soap base (Glycerine, Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Lauric Acid, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sorbitol, Triethanolamine, Salt, EDTA, Titanium Dioxide). 5.7 oz bar, $24

 

Body Conjure’s Green Man Beeswax Lotion is natural plant absolutes and essential oils in a lotion base (Water, Sweet Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, BTMS-50, Glycerin, Coconut Oil, Castor Oil, Stearyl Alcohol, Beeswax, Optiphen, Vitamin E, Hydroxyethylcellulose). 4 oz glass jar, $42

 

Confessional text by Greg Wharton